IOWA CITY, Iowa – The High-Five College Picks roll into Week 7 without fear. Remember, these are for entertainment purposes only:

Pat Harty

Northwestern 20, Iowa 17: New Kirk’s image takes a hit with an old-Kirk-style loss to the pesky Wildcats.

Michigan 24, Michigan State 21: Jim Harbaugh celebrates the win by converting a pair of his khakis into shorts and drinking shots of Gatorade while standing on his head.

Minnesota 17, Nebraska 14: Somewhere Bo Pelini is laughing in between his usual fits of rage.

Notre Dame 28, USC 21: USC might as well stand for Unstable Situation California considering the Trojans have had a different head coach for each of their last four games against Notre Dame.

LSU 19, Florida 15: If I was granted three wishes, one would be for me to serve as the NFL agent for the starters on just one of these teams.

Last week: 3-2
Overall: 20-10

Rob Howe

Northwestern 24, Iowa 20: Pat Fitzgerald and Gary Barnett are seen doing the Hokey Pokey in the Wildcats locker room.

Michigan 20, Michigan State 16: Asked after the game what he thinks of his team’s 3-0 Big Ten start, Michigan Coach Jim Harbaugh says, "It’s good."

Minnesota 13, Nebraska 10: Tim Miles recommends to Mike Riley that he lock his players out of Lincoln.

Notre Dame 31, USC 30: Bring back Pete Carroll. And cheating. And Snoop’s kid. And OJ.

LSU 27, Florida 24: The Florida defenders said this week that they’re confident they can stop Leonard Fournette. I don’t think the ’85 Bears could stop this kid.

Last Week: 5-0

Overall: 24-6