Pat Harty

Iowa 24, Michigan State 23: As part of the victory celebration, Iowa fans tear down the goal posts in Lucas Oil Stadium and then march to Todd Lickliter’s childhood home in Indianapolis where they dump them in the front yard.

Alabama 23, Florida 2: Nick Saban celebrates the victory by reminding his players that they’ve accomplished nothing yet, by reminding the media that he despises them and by reminding fans just how spoiled they are with Alabama’s success.

North Carolina 30, Clemson 27: This victory will be described as the biggest thing to happen in North Carolina since the debut of "Lizard Lick Towing" on Tru TV.

USC 34, Stanford: 31: The NCAA will launch an investigation after learning that Snoop Dog scored the winning touchdown for USC on a pick six.

Houston 41, Temple 34: This is arguably the biggest matchup involving a team or person from Philadelphia since Rocky overcome a vicious head butt to defeat Spider Rico in boxing in the mid-1970s.

Week 13: 4-1

Overall: 38-22

Rob Howe

Iowa 27, Michigan State 24: Maverick Kirk turns in his winter hat worn at Nebraska for a cowboy hat and spurs.

Alabama 31, Florida -1: Gators are so bad on offense that they lose a point.

Clemson 23, North Carolina 20: In Latin, Dabo means “I will give.” He’s about to get as a coach outside the Top 25 in salary.

USC 34, Stanford 31: Will Ferrell encourages everyone to streak on the quad to celebrate.

Houston 41, Temple 35: Temple, you have a problem other than its association Bill Cosby.

Week 12: 5-0

Overall: 43-17